PLEASE STOP SENDING ME "MMM WHATCHA SAY"

holy shit i remembered my passoword

took half a bottle of wine but uhhh… hey

com3150project:

givemearmstopraywith:

i don’t think we can romanticize our way out of this one boys

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moshbrotatoes:

quarantine got so bad that i’m back on tumblr

that was cool okay bye i have other socials

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what she says: im fine
what she means: I been actually thinking about some shit about the Army and Navy what if tomorrow is the day that the fucking aliens came and invaded our nation? Like, would we even be able to fuck with their shit? Like do we have the type of weaponry to fuck with their ships? So not at all, would they just walk up in this motherfucker laughin at us, and blastin at us and making everybody disintegrate and assimilate without a hint of intimidation? And can we be doin some shit to make they heart race? Granted I don't know the alien heart, like what the fuck would it be like? Would they be like Earth go hard? Or would it be just another conquest? Or would they be like damn earth go hard

hidingoutbackstage:

Y’all will not fucking believe the ad I saw at the mall today

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wetrembledinourmultitude:

bro shut up i’m trying to relive an emotional fictional moment

rodrickheffeley:

rodrickheffeley:

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i think this post makes more sense now than ever

friendraichu:

the og social distancing king

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corporateaccount:

me as a crab, lobster or scorpion: *snip*!!!