AHH THE KRAGLE!!!
cute date idea: smash my skull in with a large rock and end my worthless life
When the smoke clears, you can consider us even….
can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle
"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question.
why does jimmy johns close at 9 wtf i want a sandwich
"WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE’RE HERE TO MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT DEATH AND GET SAD AND STUFF"
Jim let me fangirl w/ him about meeting coolio like omfg i nearly cried and jim made fun of me but i jam to gangsta’s paradise whenever i’m depressed and like *fourteen year old voice* coolio saved muh life
Artist: John Mayer
John Mayer - XO (Beyoncé Cover)
new fact i learned: mens hanes v-necks are comfy
no offense but if you didn’t reblog my selfies imma assume you have no taste